This happened

At the same grocery store where I saw the little girl refuse to drink naked juice, a woman, one of the butchers who works behind the meat counter, was handing out samples of buffalo hot wings. I took one and ate it. It was delicious; so I decided to make small talk. I asked her, "How many wings can you get from one buffalo?" She looked wearily at me and said, "They're chicken wings, sir." I said, "Oh, so only two?" She said, "That's correct." I said, "You know I'm kidding you, right?" She said, "You wouldn't believe how many people ask me where the buffalo these wings came from were raised." I said, "That's funny." She looked tired.