Monday, August 07, 2006

List of Fuels

I'm trying to make a list of fuels. Any suggestions?

Food.
Everyone of them, including popcorn.
Butter,
because it's probably not really food,
but it's good on popcorn.
Gasoline
and other things you can't eat.
Look at the stars.
They burn everything.
They burn:

I need help with my list.

(I remind you that Matter (there's a link on the right) is accepting submissions for their FUEL issue until Sept 1.
There's method to my madness here.
If you're submitting a good poem, mention my name.)

10 Comments:

Blogger Don said...

People. People are good food. I mean, good fuel. Soylent Green is fuel for people.

8/08/2006 8:40 AM  
Blogger LKD said...

If I submit a bad poem, can I still mention your name? (grin)

8/08/2006 10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don,
Don't eat people!

Laurel,
No! (scowl)

***

P.S. My word verification this time is "purfbity"

8/09/2006 12:13 AM  
Blogger Don said...

Poop.
Maize, also known as Corn.
Germ Warfare.
Alaska Pipelines.
Dank Corridors.
Jesus.
Fallopian Tubes.
Danger.
Lemons.
Vascular Tubes.
Igloos.

8/10/2006 10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, Don.

I especially like "Dank Corridors."

I think it would be a good title for a poem about fuel.

How're things?

gloqf,
Jack

8/10/2006 10:44 AM  
Blogger steve mueske said...

Is it wrong that I read the first line as "Everyone of them, including porn"?

8/10/2006 12:56 PM  
Blogger Zanni said...

Is this you Jack? Hey, I'm going to link your blog to my blog and we can be blogdork friends.

Zanni

P.S. My blog is really dumb.

8/10/2006 2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve, I guess porn may be fuel for some. I don't know. I guess I thought popcorn, well, never mind. I don't know.

And yeah, hi, Zanni. Sure let's be blog friends.

okiyjfie,
Jack

8/10/2006 7:13 PM  
Blogger Glenn Ingersoll said...

cow burps (methane, a global warming gas, and, no doubt, smelly)

By the way, I found the latest issue of Matter (Land!) in the bookstore around the corner so I bought it. It was only ten bucks.

8/10/2006 9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Glenn, that's right. A couple weeks ago, Matter was on tour with the Tour De Fat, a New Belgium Brewery promotional tour. New Belgium Brewery is here in Fort Collins. Among the places they scattered beer, bicycles, and Matter magazine was SF.

8/10/2006 10:57 PM  

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